I am a thief, apparently anyway to a petty minded work colleague.  Everyday the kitchen is filled with an ample bosom of milk for tea for the day.  I tend to eat my breakfast at work and so fill up from the ample bosom each morning feeding my dry cereal.  Anyway it seems that this is not allowed as the milk is only for tea or so i am told by a fellow if work colleague - who claims security cameras ensure I dont steal milk for cereal.  One problem is that I drink black tea.  While one cup is probably not good enough for cereal I have enlisted my work pals who dont drink milk to boost my bosom quota to cereal proportions.  I now have a signed post-it note with which to show said colleague next time she complains about my cereal suckling that my work pals have given up their milk for me.   Thanks work pals!